{"id":4899,"date":"2014-08-02T12:19:41","date_gmt":"2014-08-02T04:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beritaborneo.co.id\/?p=4899"},"modified":"2022-10-19T08:52:59","modified_gmt":"2022-10-19T00:52:59","slug":"menebak-nama-binatang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beritaborneo.com\/main\/menebak-nama-binatang\/","title":{"rendered":"Menebak Nama Binatang"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cerita Humor Umum \u00bb Humor Pelajar Sekolah<\/p>\n

Menebak Nama Binatang<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dalam sebuah kelas di sebuah SD, guru memulai pelajaran.<\/p>\n

Guru: “Murid-murid.. binatang apa yang dimulai dari huruf ‘G’?”<\/p>\n

Dengan cepat seorang murid berdiri dan menjawab.. “Gajah, Bu Guru!” Lalu dia dipuji oleh cikgu.
\nGuru: “Pertanyaan berikutnya.. binatang apa yang dimulai dengan huruf ‘D’?”<\/p>\n

Semua murid diam, lalu murid tadi berdiri dan menjawab, “Dua gajah, Bu Guru..” Murid-murid lain mulai tertawa dan Bu Guru mulai marah.<\/p>\n

Guru: “Kamu berdiri atas kursi, pertanyaan berikutnya.. binatang apa yang dimulai dengan huruf ‘M’?”<\/p>\n

Semua murid diam, lalu murid tadi menjawab lagi, “Mungkin gajah..”<\/p>\n

Guru: “Kamu keluar dan berdiri di pintu! Pertanyaan terakhir, binatang apa yang dimulai dengan huruf ‘J’?”<\/p>\n

Semua murid-murid diam. Guru menunggu murid menjawab tapi semua hanya diam. Lalu murid tadi menjawab, “Jangan-jangan gajah..”
\nSent by: e-ketawa posted on 30 July 2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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